If a girl is to do the same superman thing where he takes off his disguise, we just look pervy. Not the same effect
First of all: bullshit.
Secondly: If you are not doing the Linda Carter spin, then you’re doing it wrong.
how did you do that so smoothly?
That was beautiful and badass at the same time
2. Are you related to Tina Fey
CAN WE TALK ABOUT THIS PICTURE FOR A MOMENT
FIRST WE GOT ANNA AND JOSH LOOKING NORMAL
THEN WE HAVE THIS KID WITH A FRICKEN SPOON IN THE MIDDLE
AND THE COOL KIDS IN THE BACK, WITH THEIR COOL BANDANAS
THEN WE HAVE THESE DRUGGED 5 YEAR OLDS ON THE LEFT
i just omg the spoon kid seriously
I DONT KNO W WHY I AM LAUGHING SO FUCKIN HARDHAHAHA WTF HAHAHA
A proudly gay man gets offended when a coworker raises some complaints with his behavior around the office.
Sometimes things aren’t the way we think they are.
how did I see that coming
also this is how I imagine tumblr in cubicles, at least the parts where some people are overly sexual about everything and assume when someone doesn’t like their stuff their homophobic, or transfobic or any other phobic
still though it’s a great video
i fucking love this video
Holy shit key and peele why are you so amazing?
Their stuff is actually reeeeal smart.
what if u had an identical twin that did porn and u like went to the grocery and theyre like “omg i saw u take 3 dicks at once while wearing a turtle costume” and ur like “god dammit gary”
I love pirates because they have no concept on albeism. oh you have no leg? here have a peg leg. no hand?? well guess we gotta put a hook on that, give those sons of bitches a surprise. Blind in one eye, put an eyepatch on no one fucking cares, youre deaf??? go man the canons you glorious bastard.They dont care if youre disabled bcus as long as you can fuck shit up they literally dont fucking care.
There is now a measles outbreak in New York. A whole ward of cancer patients currently undergoing chemotherapy have been exposed to it. Imagine fighting cancer for years only to die because some jackass didn’t vaccinate their brat and you caught measles.
STUPID FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT PARENTS
an accurate representation of my social skills
To whoever made this you are a fucking genius my friend
One minute, it’s, “I hate you, don’t talk to me”. The next..